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One card for every day the yard got a mention.

October 2026

Thu, Oct 8

Delicious

Apex Elite TTTF Germinated

2mPride 4 · Pretty ProudFlirting With Artificial Turf

Wed, Oct 7

Crispy

Stood in the yard and felt something like peace.

15mPride 4 · Pretty ProudConsidering Divorce

Tue, Oct 6

Smug

$22.15Pride 4 · Pretty ProudCouples Counseling

Mon, Oct 5

Fine

Pride 5 · Golf Course EnergyIt's Complicated

Sun, Oct 4

Tired

40mPride 4 · Pretty ProudGoing Steady0.10 in rain

Sat, Oct 3

Patchy

40mPride 4 · Pretty ProudHoneymoon

Fri, Oct 2

Wobbly

1h 35mPride 3 · It's FineFlirting With Artificial Turf

Thu, Oct 1

Proud

Pride 4 · Pretty ProudConsidering Divorce

September 2026

Wed, Sep 30

Damp

$75Pride 5 · Golf Course EnergyCouples Counseling

Tue, Sep 29

Glorious

Overseeded the pizza spot.

55mPride 4 · Pretty ProudIt's Complicated

Mon, Sep 28

Suspicious

Pride 4 · Pretty ProudGoing Steady

Sun, Sep 27

Embarrassing

55mPride 3 · It's FineHoneymoon

Sat, Sep 26

Lush

25mPride 3 · It's FineFlirting With Artificial Turf

Fri, Sep 25

Crispy

August 2026

Mon, Aug 31

Smug

$18.40Pride 3 · It's FineCouples Counseling

Sun, Aug 30

Fine

40mPride 3 · It's FineIt's Complicated

Sat, Aug 29

Tired

45mPride 2 · RoughGoing Steady

Fri, Aug 28

Patchy

1h 50mPride 2 · RoughHoneymoon0.10 in rain
2hPride 2 · RoughConsidering Divorce

Thu, Sep 24

Smug

1hPride 2 · RoughCouples Counseling0.02 in rain

Wed, Sep 23

Fine

Pride 3 · It's FineIt's Complicated

Tue, Sep 22

Tired

Heat dome. The lawn and I are both crispy.

Pride 3 · It's FineGoing Steady

Mon, Sep 21

Patchy

15m$36.50Pride 4 · Pretty ProudHoneymoon

Sun, Sep 20

Wobbly

Pride 5 · Golf Course EnergyFlirting With Artificial Turf

Sat, Sep 19

Proud

1h 5mPride 5 · Golf Course EnergyConsidering Divorce

Fri, Sep 18

Damp

It looked like a golf course for nine minutes.

1h 15mPride 4 · Pretty ProudCouples Counseling0.02 in rain

Thu, Sep 17

Glorious

50mPride 4 · Pretty ProudIt's Complicated

Wed, Sep 16

Suspicious

Pride 3 · It's FineGoing Steady

Tue, Sep 15

Embarrassing

$189Pride 3 · It's FineHoneymoon

Mon, Sep 14

Lush

1hPride 2 · RoughFlirting With Artificial Turf

Sun, Sep 13

Crispy

Mowed the bald spot into a feature.

35mPride 2 · RoughConsidering Divorce

Sat, Sep 12

Smug

45mPride 1 · EmbarrassingCouples Counseling0.02 in rain

Fri, Sep 11

Fine

1h 55m$24Pride 1 · EmbarrassingIt's Complicated

Thu, Sep 10

Tired

Rain. The weeds look hydrated.

20mPride 2 · RoughGoing Steady

Wed, Sep 9

Patchy

55mPride 3 · It's FineHoneymoon

Tue, Sep 8

Wobbly

Pride 4 · Pretty ProudFlirting With Artificial Turf

Mon, Sep 7

Proud

45mPride 4 · Pretty ProudConsidering Divorce1.91 in rain

Sun, Sep 6

Damp

Found a bald spot the size of a pizza.

20mPride 2 · RoughCouples Counseling

Sat, Sep 5

Glorious

40m$42Pride 3 · It's FineIt's Complicated

Fri, Sep 4

Suspicious

2h 25mPride 2 · RoughGoing Steady

Thu, Sep 3

Embarrassing

Neighbor asked if I was aerating or just sad.

20mPride 2 · RoughHoneymoon

Wed, Sep 2

Lush

Pride 3 · It's FineFlirting With Artificial Turf

Tue, Sep 1

Crispy

15mPride 4 · Pretty ProudConsidering Divorce